Meet the Spartans: A Horrible Travesty of Nature

Sorry I haven't been posting much, it's been a real busy week. I hope to return to some sort of regular schedule shortly. That said, onto the topic of today's post: First there was Scary Movie, then there was a series of lackluster sequels. This was then followed by Date Movie and Epic Movie, bringing us to the reality of today: Meet the Spartans. Gaze upon the fantastical poster in all of it's low-definition glory.


I feel I must pose a question. Why are Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer allowed to continue making these movies? Sadly, I know the answer. These movies are made because they continue to make money. Epic Movie debuted number 1 at the box office its opening weekend with close to $20 million. This brings me to my next question. Who out there is actually watching these movies? Why would you subject yourself to this torture? Is it you, faceless person reading this entry right now? Are you to blame for making me watch these endless, repeating crap movie trailers? Why do you think Britney Spears shaving her head and singing "Goo-goo, gaa-gaa" to a doll is funny?! WHY?!?!

Ahem.

Jason. Aaron. Please, stop.

Please.