Breaking: Cthulhu Apologizes for Charlie Sheen

Given recent developments, Cthulhu felt it best to preemptively apologize for the recent behavior of Charlie Sheen. He had not realized the extent of the madness to which Mr. Sheen's mind would be filled as a result of gazing upon his visage.

Little known fact: Cthulhu loves the smell, taste and texture of tiger blood. It is considered a delicacy amongst the Great Old Ones but is found only rarely within his house at R'lyeh.