The Eye 2: Gastrointestinal Fortitude - Sequel Spoof


"Former concert violinist and receiver of a double corneal transplant Sydney Wells (Jessica Alba) has seen death and survived. Now, after a horrible hot dog eating accident, she will feel death. In her bowels. After a partial intestine replacement surgery, Sydney begins to feel dark and mysterious hunger pangs and stomach rumblings unlike any she's ever experienced before. Forced to constantly gorge herself with Twinkies and Double Cheeseburgers to satiate these unholy urges, she gains pound after pound. The weight quickly overcomes the girl's small frame and her mobility becomes restricted to that of a wheelbarrow pushed by small person actor Verne Troyer. Now its become a race against the clock to receive gastric bypass surgery before the additional weight causes her rib cage to collapse! All this exciting action and more can be seen in the terrifying sequel to the 2008 smashhit! The Eye 2: Gastrointestinal Fortitude"

Coming Soon - 2010

2 comments:

b money said...

Would Verne Troyer be able to push a wheelbarrow with a morbidly obese woman in it?

Now Warwick Davis, he could push a fatty. I miss Willow.

Digital Werewolf said...

Haha, this is hilarious.