Meet the Spartans: A Horrible Travesty of Nature

First there was Scary Movie, then there was a series of lackluster sequels. This was then followed by Date Movie and Epic Movie, bringing us to the reality of today: Meet the Spartans. Gaze upon the fantastical poster in all of it's low-definition glory.


I feel I must pose a question. Why are Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer allowed to continue making these movies? Sadly, I know the answer. These movies are made because they continue to make money. Epic Movie debuted number 1 at the box office its opening weekend with close to $20 million. This brings me to my next question. Who out there is actually watching these movies? Why would you subject yourself to this torture? Is it you, faceless person reading this entry right now? Are you to blame for making me watch these endless, repeating crap movie trailers? Why do you think Britney Spears shaving her head and singing "Goo-goo, gaa-gaa" to a doll is funny?! WHY?!?!

Ahem.

Jason. Aaron. Please, stop.

Please.

5 comments:

b-money said...

Yes, its me, and I'm proud of it.

Oh, Britney, that must be what you're like.

the3rdtwin said...

you also forgot a little movie that came out last year called The comebacks which made fu8n of all sports movies....done by same people i think..and ill probably be one of those people,,, the donald firing spidey??? how is that not funny?

Anonymous said...

So far, I agree with most of your movie reviews.
Especially this one. When I watch a preview on TV for it, I feel like I just wasted 30 seconds of my life.

A request, if I may:
I'd love to see some reviews on chick flicks, or something that would seem out of the ordinary for you.

Thanky muchly.

the3rdtwin said...

and look what opened number on this weekend?!?

Anonymous said...

Pathetic. These people shouldn't be allowed to make movies. It's a sad commentary to think this drivel entertains people.